Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
That accounts for only three of the penises
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
