Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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