the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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