Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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