Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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