Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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