dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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