Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
