Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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