he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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