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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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