We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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