dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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