She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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