There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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