I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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