So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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