I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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