I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Text me some of your sweat
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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