You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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