Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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