oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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