I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do