Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up

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(541): View more from Oregon

It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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(512): View more from Texas

The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!

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(320): View more from Minnesota

So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"

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(712): View more from Iowa

I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"

(712): View more from Iowa

He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.

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