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she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

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(201): she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator. http://tfl.nu/ju6d

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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops

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(907): the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops http://tfl.nu/07bg

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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.

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(518): It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet. http://tfl.nu/rqq2

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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman

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(571): every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman http://tfl.nu/7ssg

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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing

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(407): i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing http://tfl.nu/l66q

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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.

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(905): I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb. http://tfl.nu/q1zp

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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness

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(386): I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness http://tfl.nu/l65r

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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy

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I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast

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(760): But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy (530): I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast http://tfl.nu/lbbf

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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself

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(310): Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself http://tfl.nu/e5tp

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(440): View more from Ohio

Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...

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(440): Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?... http://tfl.nu/7sdw

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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?

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(414): I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow? http://tfl.nu/a756

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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.

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(313): When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand. http://tfl.nu/rx8e

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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.

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You sure know how to make a day worth living.

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(616): i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed. (1-616): You sure know how to make a day worth living. http://tfl.nu/maop

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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.

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(979): The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB. http://tfl.nu/sezq

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I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia

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(859): I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia http://tfl.nu/fw8u

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