Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman

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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(913): View more from Kansas

Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.

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(917): View more from New York City

Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing

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(716): View more from New York

i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.

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(703): View more from Virginia

At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do

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