i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.