Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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