do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi