I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.