we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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