Sponge bath it is.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
It's never too late to be topless.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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