i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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