too bad you live with your parents still
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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