tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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