I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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