I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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