You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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