I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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