READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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