I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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