Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
