so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Randomize
