i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
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