u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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