we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You were trust falling into bushes
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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