apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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