it was like eating out sand paper
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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