Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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