So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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