It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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