I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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