Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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