so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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