Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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