I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize
