all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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