i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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