If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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