That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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