loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Houston, we have a squirter
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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