Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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