Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
