this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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